Will You Be Mine(d)?

A Valentine’s ode to online shoppers, from Big Data with love

Will you be wanting spiked heels with that teddy?

Our data shows there’s a fair chance.

Can you come back and just buy the damned chocolates, 
If we sequence three ads in advance?

Thinking of sending those flowers she likes?
‘Cause your searches sure say that you would.

Will you be dining in high style tonight?
A 3rd party tells us that you could.

And may we suggest an engagement this year,
Or is that stepping over the line?

Whatever you do for your loved ones out there,
May your Valentine’s Day be divine.